The East PacificWorld Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in The East Pacific

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Unified Tracts of ElejamieCivil Rights Lovefest“Inimicum quamvis humilem metuendem est”
2.The United States of Greater SomaliaLeft-wing Utopia“For my clan”
3.The Kingdom of KaigiCorrupt Dictatorship“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”
4.The Ancient City-State of LyontisiaLeft-Leaning College State“Everything In Moderation”
5.The Federation of MushetLeft-Leaning College State“Strength From The Roots”
6.The GangLand of 7-5Anarchy“This is business. And I want all of yours!”
7.The Community of EgzarkiaCapitalist Paradise“Àaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
8.The Warmongering Scaredy Cats of Pacifist CowardsCivil Rights Lovefest“We come in peace!”
9.The Private Beach of Elle MacphersonNew York Times Democracy“Where's The Beach?”
10.The Democratic Republic of Cameronia ExcellentiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Be excellent to one another.”
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