The Most Rebellious Youth in The East Pacific
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Unified Tracts of Elejamie | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Inimicum quamvis humilem metuendem est” | |
2. | The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia | “For my clan” | |
3. | The Kingdom of Kaigi | Corrupt Dictatorship | “If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.” | |
4. | The Ancient City-State of Lyontisia | Left-Leaning College State | “Everything In Moderation” | |
5. | The Federation of Mushet | Left-Leaning College State | “Strength From The Roots” | |
6. | The GangLand of 7-5 | Anarchy | “This is business. And I want all of yours!” | |
7. | The Community of Egzarkia | Capitalist Paradise | “Àaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” | |
8. | The Warmongering Scaredy Cats of Pacifist Cowards | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We come in peace!” | |
9. | The Private Beach of Elle Macpherson | New York Times Democracy | “Where's The Beach?” | |
10. | The Democratic Republic of Cameronia Excellentia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Be excellent to one another.” |