The Cuckoos EggWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Cuckoos Egg

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Cuckoos Egg is ranked 9,100th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondusFather Knows Best State“That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.”
2.The Kingdom of Mr StalkerCorporate Police State“Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling.”
3.The Tim a of Puppet of Puppet of a TimIron Fist Consumerists“The Fire of the Phoenix Shall Burn”
4.The Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz of Insomniac RoavinFather Knows Best State“No sleep until I have reinvented this damn wheel”
5.The Bosphorus Spanning City of GawddamntinopleCorrupt Dictatorship“Can I have a yellow rose, please?”
6.The Matriarchy of Hysterical FemalesCorrupt Dictatorship“Prozac, Xanax, Wine, and Chocolate!”
7.The Words of Jonathan SwiftAuthoritarian Democracy“Seriously, seriously serious.”
8.The Cuckoo's of Krazie KarlMoralistic Democracy“Held captive in the Cuckoo's Egg Again”
9.The Dominion of RootIron Fist Consumerists“Root is God”
10.The Principality of Princesses Celestia and LunaFather Knows Best State“Friendship is magic; barring that, there's lunar exile.”