The Cuckoos Egg World Census

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Bosphorus Spanning City of Gawddamntinople	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Can I have a yellow rose, please?”
2.	The Matriarchy of Hysterical Females	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Prozac, Xanax, Wine, and Chocolate!”
3.	The Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz of Insomniac Roavin	Father Knows Best State	“No sleep until I have reinvented this damn wheel”
4.	The Words of Jonathan Swift	Authoritarian Democracy	“Seriously, seriously serious.”
5.	The Cuckoo's of Krazie Karl	Moralistic Democracy	“Held captive in the Cuckoo's Egg Again”
6.	The Kingdom of Mr Stalker	Corporate Police State	“Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling.”
7.	The Principality of Princesses Celestia and Luna	Father Knows Best State	“Friendship is magic; barring that, there's lunar exile.”
8.	The Tim a of Puppet of Puppet of a Tim	Iron Fist Consumerists	“The Fire of the Phoenix Shall Burn”
9.	The Dominion of Root	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Root is God”
10.	The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondus	Father Knows Best State	“That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.”

The Cuckoos EggWorld Census