The Safest in The Cuckoos Egg
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Cuckoos Egg is ranked 22,248th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Words of Jonathan Swift | Authoritarian Democracy | “Seriously, seriously serious.” | |
| 2. |  The Cuckoo's of Krazie Karl | Moralistic Democracy | “Held captive in the Cuckoo's Egg Again” | |
| 3. |  The Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz of Insomniac Roavin | Father Knows Best State | “No sleep until I have reinvented this damn wheel” | |
| 4. |  The Matriarchy of Hysterical Females | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Prozac, Xanax, Wine, and Chocolate!” | |
| 5. |  The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondus | Father Knows Best State | “That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.” | |
| 6. |  The Principality of Princesses Celestia and Luna | Father Knows Best State | “Friendship is magic; barring that, there's lunar exile.” | |
| 7. |  The Tim a of Puppet of Puppet of a Tim | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The Fire of the Phoenix Shall Burn” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of Root | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Root is God” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Mr Stalker | Corporate Police State | “Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling.” | |
| 10. |  The Bosphorus Spanning City of Gawddamntinople | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Can I have a yellow rose, please?” |
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