The church of zombie jesusWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in The church of zombie jesus

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The church of zombie jesus is ranked 3,291st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of ChipshyistanFather Knows Best State“God, Homeland, Liberty”
2.The United Kingdom of Haral AllphedInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Pride and Industry”
3.The Jingoistic States of SweggisTyranny by Majority“Patience makes the heart grow fonder.”
4.The Republic of Spax Cryx CoreceIron Fist Consumerists“Strength Through Compliance”