The Fattest Citizens in The church of zombie jesus
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The church of zombie jesus is ranked 3,291st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Republic of Chipshyistan||Father Knows Best State||“God, Homeland, Liberty”|
|2.||The United Kingdom of Haral Allphed||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Pride and Industry”|
|3.||The Jingoistic States of Sweggis||Tyranny by Majority||“Patience makes the heart grow fonder.”|
|4.||The Republic of Spax Cryx Corece||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Strength Through Compliance”|