The Central Pacific World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Central Pacific is ranked 11,328^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Loving Couple of -F4nArt	Father Knows Best State	“Lumity”
2.	The Principality of Desaga	Free-Market Paradise	“Inovation”
3.	The Matriarch's District of Theodore Judah	Mother Knows Best State	“Community”
4.	The Matriarchy of De Ja Vu	Mother Knows Best State	“District community”
5.	The Matriarchy of Galaxi Karanoa	Mother Knows Best State	“Our Community”
6.	The Matriarchy of Yuve Yuve Yu	Mother Knows Best State	“Community”
7.	The Dominion of Saarloq	Democratic Socialists	“Whiskey Tango Foxtrot”
8.	The Colony of Russian Cigarettes	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Cassa”
9.	The Holy People's Republic of JBR	Democratic Socialists	“Libertas sine sacrificio”

The Central PacificWorld Census