The Burning LegionWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Burning Legion

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Burning Legion is ranked 463rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Kingdom of KracteroCompulsory Consumerist State“A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena.”
2.The Embers of A Rising FlameCorporate Bordello“From the ashes”
3.The Confederacy of The Clausius-Clapeyron EquationCorporate Police State“Strength Through Freedom”
4.The Republic of Firepower 30Left-Leaning College State“Lots of Fire”
5.The Republic of Popular and Powerful 9Moralistic Democracy“I love 9003”
6.The Republic of Derpy NewsAuthoritarian Democracy“Friendship is Magic!”
7.The Republic of Vinny D didnt wanna wake up but finallyPsychotic Dictatorship“Motto...”