The Black HawksWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Black Hawks

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Black Hawks is ranked 8,125th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Free State of LangerslandIron Fist Consumerists“60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN - KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN”
2.The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli AirstrikesIron Fist Consumerists“Remember: We can always make it worse.”
3.The Totalitarian Corporatocracy of New VerodaniaCorporate Police State“Towards freedom, forever we aspire!”
4.The Republic of Empire of JohnlandRight-wing Utopia“Join the military, get a job, or leave!”
5.The Great Republic of KeventleCorporate Bordello“Veritas et Virtus”
6.The Empire of Staos CralCorporate Police State“From Many, One”
7.The Kingdom of Firic EmpireIron Fist Consumerists“Say Hello To My Little Nuke”
8.The Protectorate of FreditoriaIron Fist Consumerists“Fred got Fat”
9.The Empire of YshreniaIron Fist Consumerists“For the Emperor!”
10.The Black Dominion of MolesieIron Fist Consumerists“The State Has Always The Answer”
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