The Fattest Citizens in The Black Hawks
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Black Hawks is ranked 8,125th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Free State of Langersland | Iron Fist Consumerists | “60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN - KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN” | |
2. | The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Remember: We can always make it worse.” | |
3. | The Totalitarian Corporatocracy of New Verodania | Corporate Police State | “Towards freedom, forever we aspire!” | |
4. | The Republic of Empire of Johnland | Right-wing Utopia | “Join the military, get a job, or leave!” | |
5. | The Great Republic of Keventle | Corporate Bordello | “Veritas et Virtus” | |
6. | The Empire of Staos Cral | Corporate Police State | “From Many, One” | |
7. | The Kingdom of Firic Empire | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Say Hello To My Little Nuke” | |
8. | The Protectorate of Freditoria | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Fred got Fat” | |
9. | The Empire of Yshrenia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “For the Emperor!” | |
10. | The Black Dominion of Molesie | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The State Has Always The Answer” |