The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in the Bahamas
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The State of Bigg Dog | Left-Leaning College State | “The biggest and meanest” | |
2. | The State of Eleuthera Island | Anarchy | “State” | |
3. | The District of Greyback | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Longing For Summer” | |
4. | The State of Marsalo | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Paese pił grande” | |
5. | The State of Mauricia | Tyranny by Majority | “Before What?” | |
6. | The State of Ponts de Laval | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Corruption First” | |
7. | The State of San Salvador Island | Anarchy | “Peace” | |
8. | The State of Sedro | Father Knows Best State | “All For It” |