The Axis of EvilWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Axis of Evil

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Axis of Evil is ranked 398th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark SystemCompulsory Consumerist State“Money, Power, Respect!”
2.The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil IncarnateCorporate Police State“Exporting Evil Since 2002”
3.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixCorporate Police State“Guns. Lots of guns.”
4.The Zombie Nukers of Look at meCorporate Police State“EVIL”
5.The Dictatorship of Very Creative NameIron Fist Consumerists“Violence is the answer”
6.The Republic of Capitalistic megacorporationsCorporate Police State“profit before people”
7.The Nuke Worshippers of AsukafariIron Fist Consumerists“Have you heard the Word? Legalize Herb”
8.The Big Yellow Star Capitalists of MoneystanCivil Rights Lovefest“Let's kill the big bad bunnies”
9.The Democratic Republic of AxeleAnarchy“God, Homeland, Liberty”
10.The Theocracy of Even Worse NameIron Fist Consumerists“We Made It Even Worse”