The Axis of Evil World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Axis of Evil is ranked 398^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Money, Power, Respect!”
2.	The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate	Corporate Police State	“Exporting Evil Since 2002”
3.	The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix	Corporate Police State	“Guns. Lots of guns.”
4.	The Zombie Nukers of Look at me	Corporate Police State	“EVIL”
5.	The Dictatorship of Very Creative Name	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Violence is the answer”
6.	The Republic of Capitalistic megacorporations	Corporate Police State	“profit before people”
7.	The Nuke Worshippers of Asukafari	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Have you heard the Word? Legalize Herb”
8.	The Big Yellow Star Capitalists of Moneystan	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Let's kill the big bad bunnies”
9.	The Democratic Republic of Axele	Anarchy	“God, Homeland, Liberty”
10.	The Theocracy of Even Worse Name	Iron Fist Consumerists	“We Made It Even Worse”

The Axis of EvilWorld Census