The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in The Axis of Evil
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, The Axis of Evil is ranked 317th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Money, Power, Respect!”|
|2.||The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate||Corporate Police State||“Exporting Evil Since 2002”|
|3.||The Zombie Nukers of Look at me||Corporate Police State||“EVIL”|
|4.||The Dictatorship of Very Creative Name||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Violence is the answer”|
|5.||The Big Yellow Star Capitalists of Moneystan||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Let's kill the big bad bunnies”|
|6.||The Nuke Worshippers of Asukafari||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Have you heard the Word? Legalize Herb”|
|7.||The Grand Holy United Following of The Lin-Manuel Miranda Fan Club||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Drunk History? Hamilton History. Hamilton pog.”|
|8.||The Queendom of Astrun||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Do What I Say Or I'll Bite You”|
|9.||The Democratic People's Republic of Best Korea||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Prosperous and great country”|
|10.||The Cold Stone Floor of Bobs Fun Shed||Psychotic Dictatorship||“What oppression?”|