The Alterran Republic World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Alterran Republic

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Alterran Republic is ranked 2,044^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Absolute Monarchy of Gasakstan	Corporate Police State	“REEEEEEEEEEE!”
2.	The Rogue Nation of Tecode Cam Coff	New York Times Democracy	“Let us stand together for our freedom”
3.	The Battling Bard of Potidaea	Anarchy	“Sisters Doing It For Themselves”
4.	The Independent Territories of Neutraal moresnet	Moralistic Democracy	“Neutraal Moresnet Neutre”
5.	The Empire of Das Kaiser Reich	Father Knows Best State	“Für Gott und Kaiser !”
6.	The Most Serene Republic of Hasselvika	Civil Rights Lovefest	“True peace we prosper”
7.	The Kingdom of SHED 17	Left-Leaning College State	“Strength Through Bio-Fusion”
8.	The Dainheim of Condain	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Memories for thought”
9.	The Holy Empire of New Netherrealm	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Veni, Vidi, Vici.”
10.	The Orthodox Dominion of Fillekai	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Man stands under god, and under man, all else!”

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