The Fattest Citizens in The Alliance of Dictators
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Alliance of Dictators is ranked 835th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Rogue Nation of Amyx | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The Leader is good. The Leader is great.” | |
2. | The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland | Corporate Police State | “Oderint Dum Metuant” | |
3. | The ឵឵឵឵ of Island Zero | Left-Leaning College State | “In this world, it's die or become death.” | |
4. | The Rogue Nation of Dragonic Overlords | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Death is but a simple swing of the sword” | |
5. | The Empire of Neo-liberal Oppression | Corporate Police State | “Making money by any means necessary” | |
6. | The XXXXXXXX of Mutha Russia II | Corporate Police State | “YYYYYYES, I AM INVINCIBLE!” | |
7. | The Sacred and Barbeled Empire of Mild-mannered Anarchists | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We eat pencils” | |
8. | The Mafia Clan of Stracci | Corporate Police State | “Business is business” | |
9. | The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty Hyena | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We Laugh at you.....” | |
10. | The Equestrianic Imperium of Twilight Sparkle | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Friendship is Magic!” |