The Alliance of Dictators World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Alliance of Dictators

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Alliance of Dictators is ranked 3,100th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
111.The United Socialist States of OyoyoCorrupt Dictatorship“Tír, daoine, agus deachtóir”
112.The People's Republic of MeprariaCorrupt Dictatorship“Freedom, Unity, Prosperity!”
113.The People's Republic of AkolosCorrupt Dictatorship“Peace. Justice. Akolos.”
114.The Majestic Empire of BraniganFather Knows Best State“Frankie says relax!”
115.The Federal Empire of IscoriaCorrupt Dictatorship“One and Universal”
116.The Republic of VistulangeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Styrkje Gjennom Einskap, Einskap Gjennom Trui”
117.The United Soviet Republik of UliunovCorrupt Dictatorship“We are the men who arrange the blocks.”
118.The Empire of TsauruviaPsychotic Dictatorship“Welcome, You've Been Black Bagged.”
119.The Holy Empire of Sultan MorganCorrupt Dictatorship“The capitalists will sell us the rope used to hang them”
120.The Holy Empire of VasilinopleIron Fist Consumerists“Gia ton Christó kai ton Aftokrátora”
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