The Alliance of DictatorsWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Alliance of Dictators

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Alliance of Dictators is ranked 1,332nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Rogue Nation of AmyxIron Fist Consumerists“The Leader is good. The Leader is great.”
2.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandCorporate Police State“Oderint Dum Metuant”
3.The Rogue Nation of Dragonic OverlordsPsychotic Dictatorship“Death is but a simple swing of the sword”
4.The Empire of Neo-liberal OppressionCorporate Police State“Making money by any means necessary”
5.The ឵឵឵឵ of Island ZeroCivil Rights Lovefest“In this world, it's die or become death.”
6.The Empire of FrenostanIron Fist Consumerists“Fren only No Bulli”
7.The XXXXXXXX of Mutha Russia IICorporate Police State“YYYYYYES, I AM INVINCIBLE!”
8.The Rogue Nation of JEVILAnarchy“I CAN DO ANYTHING!”
9.The Mighty Dictatorship of The Mighty HyenaIron Fist Consumerists“We Laugh at you.....”
10.The Equestrianic Imperium of Twilight SparkleIron Fist Consumerists“Friendship is Magic!”
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