The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Thanksgiving
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Rogue Nation of Kuroari | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Black secret technique machine shot” | |
2. | The Republic of Koem Kebab | Left-Leaning College State | “0” | |
3. | The Republic of Lower Wain Sall Anteate | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
4. | The Republic of Itqly | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Mission Accomplished” | |
5. | The Quandary of Many cooks spoil the broth | Iron Fist Consumerists | “No one who cooks, cooks alone” | |
6. | The Adventures of The Butter Man | New York Times Democracy | “I'm Coming For You Al Roker!” | |
7. | The Dining Room Full of Thanksgiving Dinner | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pass The Gravy” |