ThanksgivingWorld Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Thanksgiving

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Rogue Nation of KuroariIron Fist Consumerists“Black secret technique machine shot”
2.The Republic of Koem KebabLeft-Leaning College State“0”
3.The Republic of Lower Wain Sall AnteateInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Unity, Discipline, Work”
4.The Republic of ItqlyLiberal Democratic Socialists“Mission Accomplished”
5.The Quandary of Many cooks spoil the brothIron Fist Consumerists“No one who cooks, cooks alone”
6.The Adventures of The Butter ManNew York Times Democracy“I'm Coming For You Al Roker!”
7.The Dining Room Full of Thanksgiving DinnerInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Pass The Gravy”