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The Most Primitive in Texas

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Texas is ranked 23,189th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Pink Morons of PatrickStarIron Fist Consumerists“All Hail The Magic Conch”
2.The RumRunners of Captain Morgan IICompulsory Consumerist State“Arrr!”
3.The Queendom of Cajun WinterfellIron Fist Consumerists“Winter Is Coming!”
4.The People's Republic of Southern KodiaksCorrupt Dictatorship“The third estate chooses the third option.”
5.The Magnetic Personality of Elven King ThranduilInoffensive Centrist Democracy“May The Leaves of Your Life Tree Never Turn Brown.”
6.The Yellow Banana Plantations of Yuwen EmpireCorrupt Dictatorship“Definitely Hunting For NationStates Easter Egg Issues”
7.The Eternal Vulcan Jedi Empire of Verner Von RichthofenFather Knows Best State“Forward And Onwards, Conquered By None.”
8.The Zakuulan Sith Empire of QuetzalleiaMother Knows Best State“Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies :)”
9.The Hawk-Eyed Marksmanship of Legolas ThranduilionInoffensive Centrist Democracy“A Good Archer Is Known Not By His Arrows But By His Aim”
10.The Queendom of Mardi Gras King CakeCapitalist Paradise“Let The Good Times Roll”
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