The Fattest Citizens in Tarawa
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Tarawa is ranked 3,001st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The District of Fort George | Anarchy | “The Greatest” | |
2. | The State of In a Pigs Eye | Corporate Bordello | “State” | |
3. | The State of Ioco | Anarchy | “Finding Another” | |
4. | The State of Koreander | Anarchy | “Power” | |
5. | The District of Marcellus | Anarchy | “Island Community” | |
6. | The State of John Robertson | Corporate Bordello | “State” | |
7. | The State of Kinbasket | Free-Market Paradise | “The Wave” | |
8. | The Queen's State of Supreme Commander | Corporate Police State | “God is with us” |