TarawaWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Tarawa

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Tarawa is ranked 3,001st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The District of Fort GeorgeAnarchy“The Greatest”
2.The State of In a Pigs EyeCorporate Bordello“State”
3.The State of IocoAnarchy“Finding Another”
4.The State of KoreanderAnarchy“Power”
5.The District of MarcellusAnarchy“Island Community”
6.The State of John RobertsonCorporate Bordello“State”
7.The State of KinbasketFree-Market Paradise“The Wave”
8.The Queen's State of Supreme CommanderCorporate Police State“God is with us”