The Fattest Citizens in Suspicious
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Rogue Nation of Central Venus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We fight until the last drop of our blood bleeds out!” | |
2. | The High Queen's Might of Streymoy | Capitalist Paradise | “United Together, We Are One” | |
3. | The High Queen's Might of Mozilla Federation | Anarchy | “Well, talk about a return from death” | |
4. | The 5am Vtuber Streams of Lucklife 5 | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Nomu Nomu” | |
5. | The Sekhmet Legionnaire of Cretanja Garrison 32 | Father Knows Best State | “Glory to the Fraternal Order!” | |
6. | The Republic of Barbenheimer | Father Knows Best State | “By The People For The People” | |
7. | The Borderlands of Opy Boyiaopia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Land dragon ” | |
8. | The Malicious Assassin of Riot | Corporate Bordello | “Raider Unity, Maintain a Governor, Sign a Treaty” | |
9. | The Khorosho of Lurklife 17 | Father Knows Best State | “Todoke todoke omoi yo todoke” | |
10. | The Among Us Cards Collector of Cretanja Garrison 29 | Father Knows Best State | “Glory to the Fraternal Order!” |