Stereo HeartsWorld Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Stereo Hearts

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Stereo Hearts is ranked 3,547th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Take The JourneyDemocratic Socialists“When You're Ready”
2.The Karaoke Master of Witchcraft is OrneryPsychotic Dictatorship“W&S needs to stop annoying us with all these puppets”
3.The Wilco of Bull Black NovaIron Fist Consumerists“Wilco (the album)”
4.The Mumble-n-Mumbling Listerine of Traveling Swallowing DramamineInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I said what I said that I'd tell ya”
5.The Biggest Smile of Misery BusinessPsychotic Dictatorship“Let's take it from the top”
6.The Republic of When Youre ReadyAuthoritarian Democracy“When You're Ready”
7.The FRA of Karp says this is how you say itFather Knows Best State“Or something”
8.The Gorillaz of Sound CheckIron Fist Consumerists“Never let me down”
9.The Album of Wilco-Corrupt Dictatorship“Wilco (the album)”
10.The Republic of Echo BoomingMoralistic Democracy“Twirling Toward Freedom”
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