South Pacific World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, South Pacific is ranked 10,787^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Union Republic of Densaner	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Tyrants fall in every foe.”
2.	The Pervasive Microplastics of South Pacific Garbage Patch	Capitalist Paradise	“Dirty or dingy or dusty / ragged or rotten or rusty”
3.	The Siberian Districts of Siberian Districts	Capitalist Paradise	“Siberian Districts”
4.	The Empire of Americatain	Left-Leaning College State	“I'm a nurse killer, a banker, and now I'm raising taxes”
5.	The Ocean Sentinel of Kavengus	Capitalizt	“NationStates friendship moo”
6.	The Republic of New Llane Homan	Moralistic Democracy	“God, Homeland, Liberty”
7.	The Republic of R your forgiveness Jim Day will take you	Father Knows Best State	“R your forgiveness Jim Day will take you”
8.	The Windy Kingdom of Noxious Air	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Beans, beans, they're good for the heart....”
9.	The Republic of Hiva Oa	Anarchy	“Liberty and Equality”
10.	The Free Land of Karpax	Right-wing Utopia	“God, country, revolution, unity.”

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