The World World Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in the World

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan	Anarchy	“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”
2.	The Republic of MegaTokyo-3	Democratic Socialists	“This is a theme to a fake revolution!”
3.	The Empire of Bistrostan	Democratic Socialists	“Big things come in small packages”
4.	The Largely Ungoverned Territory of Oneiro	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Posession is imprisonment.”
5.	The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr	Compulsory Consumerist State	“With oysters we thrive!”
6.	The Free State of Vosiycrs	Anarchy	“There Can Never Be Enough”
7.	The Zombie Free Republic of Brexas3	Anarchy	“Watch those thieves in government and keep taxes low!”
8.	The Republic of Bright Stars	Anarchy	“OK”
9.	The Temporal Paradox of Aikion	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Time changes, Time stagnates ”
10.	The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality	New York Times Democracy	“#LoveIsLove”

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