Shinka World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Shinka

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Shinka is ranked 12,800th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dictatorship of Revenge of the DragonIron Fist Consumerists“Invaders must feel my wrath”
2.The Desultory Phillipic of TeacrateFather Knows Best State“Dragons have rights too!”
3.The Colony of Lexus NineCompulsory Consumerist State“Steal from your neighbor to make yourself richer”
4.The Incorporated States of Axolotl IndustriesCorporate Bordello“Monnneeeyyy”
5.The Sultanate of Musi-IndraFather Knows Best State“You Can't Stop Progress”
6.The Faceless Old Woman of Controlitia WAIron Fist Consumerists“Tyranny! WA”
7.The Republic of -HumanInSanity-Moralistic Democracy“Vox Populi, Vox Dei”
8.The Republic of HumanTransferCardsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ribbit”
9.The Republic of TulipSanityMoralistic Democracy“smell the flowers”
10.The Rogue Nation of BC Rich StealthAnarchy“Chuck's Former Guitar”
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