Seinfeld World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Seinfeld is ranked 20,003^rd in the world for Highest Drug Use.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Suspension Bridge of Golden Gate	Democratic Socialists	“Eureka!”
2.	The Pantsuit Aficionado of Hillary	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Stronger together”
3.	The Holy Empire of Santa Monica	Left-Leaning College State	“Peace and Justice”
4.	The Mode of Transportation	Compulsory Consumerist State	“From Point A to Point B”
5.	The Fruit of Pear	Moralistic Democracy	“A perfect pear”
6.	The of Space Bar	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Bar none”
7.	The City of Pawnee	Authoritarian Democracy	“When you're here, then you're home”
8.	The Meal of Breakfast	Iron Fist Consumerists	“The most important meal of the day”
9.	The Party of Democrats	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Build back better”
10.	The University of Yale	Moralistic Democracy	“Lux et veritas”

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