The Most Primitive in Quiet Cottage on the Edge of the Cosmos
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Quiet Cottage on the Edge of the Cosmos is ranked 18,113th in the world for Most Primitive.
|1.||The Holy Empire of Huey-Mexico||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Huitzilopochtli smiles on us”|
|2.||The Galactic Power of Peppy Hare||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Do a barrel roll!”|
|3.||The Best Limit Breaking Patriots of Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerica||Right-wing Utopia||“When do I get ma money?”|
|4.||The Dominion of Fre Chawarche||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Guns'n'Glory”|
|5.||The Place of Really bad choices||New York Times Democracy||“Who would Jesus bomb? www.wwjb.com”|
|6.||The Blot of Ink||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Lock, stock and two inky nibs”|
|7.||The Ridiculousness of Redheadsrule||Civil Rights Lovefest||“no time to hate”|
|8.||The Physics Defying Zealots of Zooey||Corporate Bordello||“What goes up... better darn well stay up.”|
|9.||The Big Blue Marble of Ichiques||Left-wing Utopia||“Things can only get better”|
|10.||The Lavender Sachet of Draftie||Democratic Socialists||“We're all eligible!”|