The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Quiet Cottage on the Edge of the Cosmos
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Quiet Cottage on the Edge of the Cosmos is ranked 6,990th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
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