Queens Coming Into Our Own World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Queens Coming Into Our Own

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Queens Coming Into Our Own is ranked 97^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Heavenly Light of Salvation of Lucy Cavendish	Anarchy	“Behold, a virgin shall be with child?”
2.	The Jolly Smurftastic Community of Papa Schlumpf	Democratic Socialists	“A smurf is a smurf!”