The Highest Crime Rates in Psychotic Dictatorships
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Free Land of Pensamiento | Corporate Bordello | “If you're not cheating, you're not trying” | |
2. | The Cult of The Armada | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Silence them before they cause problems” | |
3. | The Theocracy of Orobpa | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Remaining and Expanding” | |
4. | The Dictatorship of Card1984 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU” | |
5. | The Tronified Forces of Bedetopian Envoy | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Direct All Telegrams to Bedetopia” | |
6. | The Ecstatic Rush of Clubbing Baby Seals | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Untz Untz Untz” | |
7. | The Loving Couple of -4rt F4n | Moralistic Democracy | “Lumity” | |
8. | The Rogue Nation of BSN26 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “A lo áspero por las estrellas” | |
9. | The Military Empire of Deltanosia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Each soldier has 2 things a machine gun and a god” | |
10. | The Nebulous Populace of Serinupu | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Peace will only come when power is above all.” |