Psychotic DictatorshipsWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 1,874th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-ILIron Fist Consumerists“DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!”
2.The Devastations of White AmazonsCorporate Police State“You own nothing and are happy”
3.The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of OppressionIron Fist Consumerists“Terror. Strength. Oppression.”
4.The Cruel Enslaved Dictatorship of PasiniaCorporate Police State“Zero Rights, Zero Freedom, Zero Tolerance!”
5.The Academia Tyrannica of Naive SchoolgirlsIron Fist Consumerists“No running in the hallways - or else”
6.The Oppressive Evil Empire of TestlandstuffIron Fist Consumerists“Bow down to us or be destroyed!”
7.The Corporation of CHONdyneCompulsory Consumerist State“Well alright, then.”
8.The Dictatorship of RhalithCorporate Police State“POWER IS EVERYTHING!”
9.The Loosely Federated Lands of Anarcho Capitalist BhutanAnarchy“Buy, Buy, Buy!”
10.The Infinite 🔥 Hell-Sage Empire of Destructive Government Economic SystemCorporate Police State“🔥All I wish is to see this PATHETIC world burn...🔥”
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