Psychotic DictatorshipsWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 1,207th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Kingdom of AutauriPsychotic Dictatorship“Less freedom, more money”
32.The Slave Empire of UlkarPsychotic Dictatorship“Many guns have legs and take orders. Guns are good.”
33.The Empire of HezgmonfrankiaCorporate Police State“Iron Fist in Velvet Glove”
34.The Dictatorship of The Worst Quote in a Signature EverInoffensive Centrist Democracy“No really, I'm being serious”
35.The Free Land of FREEDOM Fun LandCivil Rights Lovefest“Do whatever the heck you want”
36.The Republic of Never forget the alamoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Bowie, Travis, Crockett”
37.The Theocracy of OrobpaPsychotic Dictatorship“Remaining and Expanding”
38.The Dictatorship of SplendiferantsPsychotic Dictatorship“We Don't Have a Clue”
39.The Great Independent State of LepliseilmIron Fist Consumerists“Glory through stability!”
40.The United Socialist States of The Sobiet OnionCorrupt Dictatorship“Workers of the world, unite!”
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