Psychotic DictatorshipsWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 1,207th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Corporate Murder States of Psycho IsleCorporate Police State“Stomp them out, zero tolerance”
22.The Republic of BubaricaIron Fist Consumerists“Bubarica Today, Bubarica Tomorrow, Bubarica Forever!”
23.The Borderlands of PulcharigCorporate Police State“✨ I'm sorry, did you just say no? ✨”
24.The Yellow Army of The State of McDonaldsIron Fist Consumerists“Im lovin' it”
25.The Fatty foods for all republic of Big Mac HomelandPsychotic Dictatorship“Will eat Big Macs for Big Macs”
26.The Empire of King Henry VIIIPsychotic Dictatorship“Dieu Et Mon Droit”
27.The Empire of HakskeekahIron Fist Consumerists“NO”
28.The Empire of HipotaliaIron Fist Consumerists“In service of the Emperor”
29.The People's Republic of DengistChinaCorporate Police State“Time is money, efficiency is life”
30.The Arab Republic of OutlawedPsychotic Dictatorship“Warfa'i-ṣṣawta qawiyān 'aa Ba'athu-l'arabi!”
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