PrimitivenessWorld Census

The Most Beautiful Environments in Primitiveness

World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Rather Inhospitable Interior of An Actual HurricaneCivil Rights Lovefest“No one appreciates how nutritious millibars are.”
2.The Dazzling Swordplay of Flying SnowLiberal Democratic Socialists“The gods draw strength from silence”
3.The Ominously Expanding Codebase of Dot BotLeft-wing Utopia“It's *almost* hammer time.”
4.The Refugi Flagship of The CRS AdequateDemocratic Socialists“Welcome to The Adequate”
5.The James Cameron's Commentary of Mysterious XarxesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The Deserts of Rust and Wounds”
6.The Desperate Relevancy Attempts of I have no context and I must agendapostIron Fist Consumerists“I'm back after 50 years, I heard there was a raid?”
7.The Credit Fraud Is Old News of Thieves are stealing my hemoglobinAnarchy“Those blasted internet thieves...”
8.The Stringent Dietary Regimen of A Horse Thicc Enough to Carry YouNew York Times Democracy“Thicc enough to carry you, your hopes, and your dreams.”
9.The Crunchwrap Ultimatum of Taco BelliCorrupt Dictatorship“Vivere Amplius”
10.The Darkspawn Detective of Hurlock SholmesPsychotic Dictatorship“HUUUAHUHHHGHJHKGG my dear Watson”
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