The Most Beautiful Environments in Primitiveness
World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Rather Inhospitable Interior of An Actual Hurricane | Civil Rights Lovefest | “No one appreciates how nutritious millibars are.” | |
2. | The Dazzling Swordplay of Flying Snow | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “The gods draw strength from silence” | |
3. | The Ominously Expanding Codebase of Dot Bot | Left-wing Utopia | “It's *almost* hammer time.” | |
4. | The Refugi Flagship of The CRS Adequate | Democratic Socialists | “Welcome to The Adequate” | |
5. | The James Cameron's Commentary of Mysterious Xarxes | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Deserts of Rust and Wounds” | |
6. | The Desperate Relevancy Attempts of I have no context and I must agendapost | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I'm back after 50 years, I heard there was a raid?” | |
7. | The Credit Fraud Is Old News of Thieves are stealing my hemoglobin | Anarchy | “Those blasted internet thieves...” | |
8. | The Stringent Dietary Regimen of A Horse Thicc Enough to Carry You | New York Times Democracy | “Thicc enough to carry you, your hopes, and your dreams.” | |
9. | The Crunchwrap Ultimatum of Taco Belli | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Vivere Amplius” | |
10. | The Darkspawn Detective of Hurlock Sholmes | Psychotic Dictatorship | “HUUUAHUHHHGHJHKGG my dear Watson” |