PrimitivenessWorld Census

The Smartest Citizens in Primitiveness

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Primitiveness is ranked 22,905th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dazzling Swordplay of Flying SnowLiberal Democratic Socialists“The gods draw strength from silence”
2.The Ominously Expanding Codebase of Dot BotLeft-wing Utopia“It's *almost* hammer time.”
3.The Credit Fraud Is Old News of Thieves are stealing my hemoglobinAnarchy“Those blasted internet thieves...”
4.The 10 kilometres of Bolder BoulderNew York Times Democracy“Roads are for Rhodes”
5.The Ever-Expanding MCU of Dr Strange and his flying tardigradeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I, too, am a doctor.”
6.The Refugi Flagship of The CRS AdequateDemocratic Socialists“Welcome to The Adequate”
7.The James Cameron's Commentary of Mysterious XarxesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The Deserts of Rust and Wounds”
8.The Republic of Perfectly Spherical Venn DiagramsScandinavian Liberal Paradise“So Much For The Lactose-Tolerant Left”
9.The Stringent Dietary Regimen of A Horse Thicc Enough to Carry YouNew York Times Democracy“Thicc enough to carry you, your hopes, and your dreams.”
10.The Community of The Square Dancing Legion UpstairsNew York Times Democracy“*CLUDUDUNK* *CLUDUDUNK* *DONK* dut dut dududududdud”
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