Pony LandsWorld Census

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Pony Lands

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dazzling of Adagio DazzleFather Knows Best State“You'll have to excuse them. They're idiots.”
2.The Regal Pony Principality of AlicornsCorrupt Dictatorship“The Most Holy, Ancient, and Powerful Pony Race”
3.The Bad Bunny of Angel BunnyCivil Rights Lovefest“Angel Bunny is Worst Bunny”
4.The Earth Pony of Apple-CobblerInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Apple Cobbler is Best Background Pony”
5.The Earth Pony of Apple BloomLiberal Democratic Socialists“Apples!”
6.The Principality of Aria BlazeFather Knows Best State“Can I ignore you some other time?”
7.The Principality of Babs SeedNew York Times Democracy“Babs Seed is Best Pony”
8.The Lunar Equine Race of Bat PoniesAuthoritarian Democracy“Flying High in the Night Sky”
9.The Grand Duchy of Behind Your EyeCorrupt Dictatorship“Behind you! Spiders!”
10.The Pony Principality of Berry PunchCivil Rights Lovefest“Mmmmm... Punch”
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