The Fattest Citizens in Pontbridge Islands
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Pontbridge Islands is ranked 294th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer||Anarchy||“Free Markets, Free People”|
|2.||The People's Republic of Cutote||Corporate Police State||“None shall stop our conquest!”|
|3.||The Constitutional Republic of Jontum||Capitalist Paradise||“Property, Family, Community.”|
|4.||The Republic of Calvin Candie||Corporate Bordello||“... ”|
|5.||The Republic of Terraristan||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“...”|
|6.||The Republic of Eklectic||Psychotic Dictatorship||“....”|
|7.||The Republic of Pontbridge||Civil Rights Lovefest||“An island in a sea of oppression”|
|8.||The Cloud of Transhumanstan||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Enhancing our minds and bodies”|
|9.||The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan||Psychotic Dictatorship||“From each to his ability, each according to her needs!”|