Pontbridge Islands World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Pontbridge Islands

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Pontbridge Islands is ranked 149th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Libertarian Paradise of CashdeerAnarchy“Free Markets, Free People”
2.The People's Republic of CutoteCorporate Police State“None shall stop our conquest!”
3.The Cloud of TranshumanstanCivil Rights Lovefest“Enhancing our minds and bodies”
4.The Republic of PontbridgeCivil Rights Lovefest“An island in a sea of oppression”
5.The Womyn's Paradise of GynostanPsychotic Dictatorship“From each to his ability, each according to her needs!”