The Fattest Citizens in Pecan Sandies
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Garhwali Kingdom of Kedarkhand and Manaskhand | Moralistic Democracy | “Har Har Mahādev!” | |
2. | The Lemurian Eelam of Kumari Nadu | Father Knows Best State | “Madurai Meenātchi, Kānchipuram Kāmātchi” | |
3. | The Tantric Federation of Shokto Bongo | Moralistic Democracy | “Jai Kāli Kalkattewāli!” | |
4. | The Hunnic Horde of Hsiungnu | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Upholding the Legacy of the Mighty Xiongnu” | |
5. | The Irumuḍi Carriers of Sabarimala | Father Knows Best State | “Swāmiye Saraṇam Ayyappā!” | |
6. | The Returned Refugees of Kashmiri Pandits | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Om Namah Shivāya” | |
7. | The Shirdi Sai Rajya of Khandesh | Moralistic Democracy | “Sāi Rām, Sāi Shyām, Sāi Bhagavān” | |
8. | The Gujarati Gau-Rakshaks of Kutch and Saurashtra | Democratic Socialists | “Upon every Dog Rides Haḍkai Mā” | |
9. | The Sathya Sai Rajya of Puttaparthi | Father Knows Best State | “Love All, Serve All” | |
10. | The Chaste Cathar State of Vegetarian Basques | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Born of Resistance to the Albigensian Crusade” |