Pecan SandiesWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Pecan Sandies

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Garhwali Kingdom of Kedarkhand and ManaskhandMoralistic Democracy“Har Har Mahādev!”
2.The Lemurian Eelam of Kumari NaduFather Knows Best State“Madurai Meenātchi, Kānchipuram Kāmātchi”
3.The Tantric Federation of Shokto BongoMoralistic Democracy“Jai Kāli Kalkattewāli!”
4.The Hunnic Horde of HsiungnuInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Upholding the Legacy of the Mighty Xiongnu”
5.The Irumuḍi Carriers of SabarimalaFather Knows Best State“Swāmiye Saraṇam Ayyappā!”
6.The Returned Refugees of Kashmiri PanditsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Om Namah Shivāya”
7.The Shirdi Sai Rajya of KhandeshMoralistic Democracy“Sāi Rām, Sāi Shyām, Sāi Bhagavān”
8.The Gujarati Gau-Rakshaks of Kutch and SaurashtraDemocratic Socialists“Upon every Dog Rides Haḍkai Mā”
9.The Sathya Sai Rajya of PuttaparthiFather Knows Best State“Love All, Serve All”
10.The Chaste Cathar State of Vegetarian BasquesIron Fist Consumerists“Born of Resistance to the Albigensian Crusade”
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