OsirisWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Osiris

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Grand Duchy of Gloverti TercherAnarchy“The Key to Life is Living”
22.The Holy Kingdom of Lothric-Iron Fist Consumerists“Super Sexy Style!”
23.The Nuclear-Armed State of New NukehavistanCorporate Police State“We just might have nuclear weapons.”
24.The Incorporated States of MaskellvaniaIron Fist Consumerists“Thank ME....For Me”
25.The Disputed Territories of BettongiaFather Knows Best State“In Defeat Malice; in Victory Revenge”
26.The Rogue Nation of AlliestrumCapitalist Paradise“Strength Through Freedom”
27.The Empire of Estados Liberais Unidos Do BrasilAnarchy“Economic Freedom”
28.The Rogue Nation of PostapocolyptaAnarchy“Two men enter, one man leaves”
29.The Corporate Fleet of Hyperspatial TravelCompulsory Consumerist State“Nothing more comfy than an old jumper!”
30.The Academic Dominion of WoolleviaIron Fist Consumerists“Non Torsii Subligarium”
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