The Fattest Citizens in Osakaland
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Osakaland is ranked 434th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Republic of Nova Christianum | Iron Fist Consumerists | “God Above All” | |
2. | The Democratic States of Freedenea | Iron Fist Consumerists | “All Men Are Free” | |
3. | The Empire of Aikoland | Capitalist Paradise | “Trois États, Une Impératrice” | |
4. | The Empire of Dai-Nihon | Corporate Police State | “Ten Thousand Years!” | |
5. | The Empire of K-poptopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “K-pop shall conquer the Earth!” | |
6. | The Dalek Empire of Dalekland | Corporate Police State | “EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!” | |
7. | The Empire of Nationalist Aikoland | Corporate Police State | “The Three High Races Shall Triumph” | |
8. | The Sultanate of -The Islamic Queendom- | New York Times Democracy | “Allāhu Akbar” | |
9. | The Queendom of Bayonetta | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Do you naughty little angels deserve a good spanking?” | |
10. | The Splendiferous Liqueurs of Kaminoza | Capitalist Paradise | “A Distillery On Every Corner, Each Flavor Unique” |