OsakalandWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Osakaland

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Osakaland is ranked 434th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Nova ChristianumIron Fist Consumerists“God Above All”
2.The Democratic States of FreedeneaIron Fist Consumerists“All Men Are Free”
3.The Empire of AikolandCapitalist Paradise“Trois États, Une Impératrice”
4.The Empire of Dai-NihonCorporate Police State“Ten Thousand Years!”
5.The Empire of K-poptopiaIron Fist Consumerists“K-pop shall conquer the Earth!”
6.The Dalek Empire of DaleklandCorporate Police State“EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!”
7.The Empire of Nationalist AikolandCorporate Police State“The Three High Races Shall Triumph”
8.The Sultanate of -The Islamic Queendom-New York Times Democracy“Allāhu Akbar”
9.The Queendom of BayonettaCompulsory Consumerist State“Do you naughty little angels deserve a good spanking?”
10.The Splendiferous Liqueurs of KaminozaCapitalist Paradise“A Distillery On Every Corner, Each Flavor Unique”
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