One big IslandWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in One big Island

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, One big Island is ranked 7,797th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
41.The Lordship of CromeDomeDemocratic Socialists“Cash or Gold Only”
42.The Empire of Nemesis MK IILeft-Leaning College State“Conquest by Sabre Dance”
43.The Kingdom of GeorgiaburgInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The King is always right”
44.The Sleeping Jester of Stone angelDemocratic Socialists“No Worries”
45.The Ultra Stalinist State of You Dont Wanna Live HereIron Fist Consumerists“Your soul and body belongs to the state”
46.The Navigators of Wandering MarsupialsPsychotic Dictatorship“My life for some fresh eucalyptus leaves.”
47.The Kingdom of KingJohnXXVIIMoralistic Democracy“Obey the King”
48.The Protectorate of Bardic EntertainmentLeft-Leaning College State“You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes.”
49.The Great Empire of Segggs of SegggsCorrupt Dictatorship“Segggs is good”
50.The Supreme Haven of RomayomichInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Adventure is not outside man; it is within.”
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