The Fattest Citizens in Old Zealand
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Old Zealand is ranked 5,818th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Grossherzogtum of Hixoelop | Libertarian Police State | “Für Stadt und Kaiser” | |
2. | The Sticky Fingers of Miss Take | Anarchy | “Pardon me while I choose” | |
3. | The Republic of Saint Cat Grrryastan | Corporate Bordello | “From Many, One” | |
4. | The Republic of GNS S02 | Anarchy | “Peace and Justice” | |
5. | The Holy Empire of Golden-Eco-Friendly-GEF | Anarchy | “We are ruled by GEF” | |
6. | The Republic of Kivu LXXXVII | New York Times Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
7. | The Nomadic Peoples of Coate Noire | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Peace and Prosperity” | |
8. | The Armed Republic of Chief Justice Of Old Zealand | Anarchy | “JAI SREE KRISHNA” | |
9. | The Colony of New Biriluvianatican | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
10. | The Republic of HC Walcheren | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hockey” |