Old ZealandWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Old Zealand

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Old Zealand is ranked 5,818th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Grossherzogtum of HixoelopLibertarian Police State“Für Stadt und Kaiser”
2.The Sticky Fingers of Miss TakeAnarchy“Pardon me while I choose”
3.The Republic of Saint Cat GrrryastanCorporate Bordello“From Many, One”
4.The Republic of GNS S02Anarchy“Peace and Justice”
5.The Holy Empire of Golden-Eco-Friendly-GEFAnarchy“We are ruled by GEF”
6.The Republic of Kivu LXXXVIINew York Times Democracy“Peace and Justice”
7.The Nomadic Peoples of Coate NoirePsychotic Dictatorship“Peace and Prosperity”
8.The Armed Republic of Chief Justice Of Old ZealandAnarchy“JAI SREE KRISHNA”
9.The Colony of New BiriluvianaticanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Twirling Toward Freedom”
10.The Republic of HC WalcherenInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hockey”
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