Nova Britannia PrimaWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Nova Britannia Prima

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Nova Britannia Prima is ranked 25,200th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Psychotic Dictatorship of AiporhtsePsychotic Dictatorship“Control. Follow. Obey.”
2.The Siberian Democratic States of UberioCivil Rights Lovefest“United Through War, Yet Standing through Peace.”
3.The Allied States of World Health Organization 2Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Wash your hands”
4.The Empire of Nova Britannia PrimaCivil Rights Lovefest“The world is doomed to fall to the ocean”
5.The Protectorate of Erculea TerreaCorporate Police State“Vidi,Vici,Subieci.”
6.The Grand Duchy of Germ0neyPsychotic Dictatorship“Germoney”
7.The Kingdom of SolarballFather Knows Best State“Reaching beyond the stars, United as one.”
8.The Republic of The Southern american stateNew York Times Democracy“Freedom or death”
9.The Exceptional Teas of Nothing-in-ParticularPsychotic Dictatorship“Smashing”
10.The Queendom of AregoniaCivil Rights Lovefest“Pink isn't just a colour; it's a lifestyle!”
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