The World World Census
The Highest Crime Rates in the World
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
2. | The Holy Empire of Pogaria | Democratic Socialists | “Join us or go to hell.” | |
3. | The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
4. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
5. | The Free State of Vosiycrs | Anarchy | “There Can Never Be Enough” | |
6. | The Wastelands of Nothreen | Corporate Bordello | “My way or the highway” | |
7. | The Republic of Laser Guns | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Motto” | |
8. | The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Compulsory Consumerist State | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
9. | The Most Christian City of Ordenza | Capitalist Paradise | “Do not despair” | |
10. | The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins | Anarchy | “The car won't start!” |