North AmericaWorld Census

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in North America

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Loving Couple of -TooMany-OptionsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Lumity”
2.The Republic of AbsorakiMoralistic Democracy“God favors the Strong”
3.The Islamic Republic of Al AmarjaDemocratic Socialists“Purveyors of Discount Barbarism Since 2002”
4.The Union of American Capitalist StatesCorporate Bordello“In God We Trust”
5.The Community of An Earthly Pure LandScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Namo Amitābha Buddha”
6.The Dust of BisonLiberal Democratic Socialists“What are gods?”
7.The Commonwealth of BouclierAuthoritarian Democracy“De petra, Aurum”
8.The Confederacy of Burkean States of AmericaCapitalist Paradise“Under God, One.”
9.The Particularly Grand Duchy of CaffeinneburgCorrupt Dictatorship“Hand Me the Gun and Ask Me Again”
10.The Federal State of Central NationCorrupt Dictatorship“Forever We Stand for Freedom”
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