The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in North America
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Loving Couple of -TooMany-Options | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Lumity” | |
2. | The Republic of Absoraki | Moralistic Democracy | “God favors the Strong” | |
3. | The Islamic Republic of Al Amarja | Democratic Socialists | “Purveyors of Discount Barbarism Since 2002” | |
4. | The Union of American Capitalist States | Corporate Bordello | “In God We Trust” | |
5. | The Community of An Earthly Pure Land | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Namo Amitābha Buddha” | |
6. | The Dust of Bison | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “What are gods?” | |
7. | The Commonwealth of Bouclier | Authoritarian Democracy | “De petra, Aurum” | |
8. | The Confederacy of Burkean States of America | Capitalist Paradise | “Under God, One.” | |
9. | The Particularly Grand Duchy of Caffeinneburg | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Hand Me the Gun and Ask Me Again” | |
10. | The Federal State of Central Nation | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Forever We Stand for Freedom” |