The Most Advanced Public Education in Nintendo
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
As a region, Nintendo is ranked 3,021st in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
|1.||The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Mata ai ni kurukarane”|
|2.||The Panopticon of Eggerhexe||Father Knows Best State||“I am a leaf on the wind...”|
|3.||The Mail is Trash of Ultimo Pwnage||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”|
|4.||The Miraculous Sight of Luigi Dancing||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Look at him go!”|
|5.||The Republic of Bipolar Bill||Father Knows Best State||“All hail the magic conch.”|
|6.||The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an Offroader||New York Times Democracy||“Those spiky wheels will knock you right off the tracks”|
|7.||The Colony of The Nintendo Entertainment System||Civil Rights Lovefest||“NES”|