Nintendo World Census

The Most Secular in Nintendo

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

As a region, Nintendo is ranked 4,082nd in the world for Most Secular.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Very Large Safari Park of Los SantosIron Fist Consumerists“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
2.The Colony of The Nintendo Entertainment SystemCivil Rights Lovefest“NES”
3.The Miraculous Sight of Luigi DancingScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Look at him go!”
4.The Republic of Bipolar BillFather Knows Best State“All hail the magic conch.”
5.The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an OffroaderNew York Times Democracy“Those spiky wheels will knock you right off the tracks”
6.The Mail is Trash of Ultimo PwnageCivil Rights Lovefest“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”
7.The Panopticon of EggerhexeFather Knows Best State“I am a leaf on the wind...”