The Most Secular in Nintendo
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Nintendo is ranked 4,082nd in the world for Most Secular.
|1.||The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Mata ai ni kurukarane”|
|2.||The Colony of The Nintendo Entertainment System||Civil Rights Lovefest||“NES”|
|3.||The Miraculous Sight of Luigi Dancing||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Look at him go!”|
|4.||The Republic of Bipolar Bill||Father Knows Best State||“All hail the magic conch.”|
|5.||The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an Offroader||New York Times Democracy||“Those spiky wheels will knock you right off the tracks”|
|6.||The Mail is Trash of Ultimo Pwnage||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”|
|7.||The Panopticon of Eggerhexe||Father Knows Best State||“I am a leaf on the wind...”|