Nintendo World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Nintendo

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Nintendo is ranked 2,249th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Very Large Safari Park of Los SantosIron Fist Consumerists“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
2.The Protectorate of BarquiansRight-wing Utopia“Forever Barquian”
3.The Colony of The Nintendo Entertainment SystemCivil Rights Lovefest“NES”
4.The Community of Card for Bob9Moralistic Democracy“Bob”
5.The Republic of Bipolar BillFather Knows Best State“All hail the magic conch.”
6.The Miraculous Sight of Luigi DancingScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Look at him go!”
7.The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an OffroaderNew York Times Democracy“Those spiky wheels will knock you right off the tracks”
8.The Mail is Trash of Ultimo PwnageCivil Rights Lovefest“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”
9.The Panopticon of EggerhexeFather Knows Best State“I am a leaf on the wind...”