The Fattest Citizens in Nintendo
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Nintendo is ranked 1,539th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Mata ai ni kurukarane”|
|2.||The Colony of The Nintendo Entertainment System||Civil Rights Lovefest||“NES”|
|3.||The Republic of Bipolar Bill||Father Knows Best State||“All hail the magic conch.”|
|4.||The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an Offroader||New York Times Democracy||“Those spiky wheels will knock you right off the tracks”|
|5.||The Miraculous Sight of Luigi Dancing||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Look at him go!”|
|6.||The Mail is Trash of Ultimo Pwnage||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”|
|7.||The Panopticon of Eggerhexe||Father Knows Best State||“I am a leaf on the wind...”|