Nintendo World Census

The Highest Drug Use in Nintendo

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Nintendo is ranked 10,972nd in the world for Highest Drug Use.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Protectorate of T o TAnarchy“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
2.The Colony of The Nintendo Entertainment SystemCivil Rights Lovefest“NES”
3.The Miraculous Sight of Luigi DancingScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Look at him go!”
4.The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an OffroaderNew York Times Democracy“Those spiky wheels will knock you right off the tracks”
5.The Community of Card for Bob9Moralistic Democracy“Bob”
6.The Mail is Trash of Ultimo PwnageCivil Rights Lovefest“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”
7.The Rogue Nation of LanayraNew York Times Democracy“Gotta be swag enough to join”
8.The Panopticon of EggerhexeFather Knows Best State“I am a leaf on the wind...”
9.The Republic of Bipolar BillFather Knows Best State“All hail the magic conch.”
10.The Protectorate of BarquiansRight-wing Utopia“Forever Barquian”
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