The Highest Drug Use in Nintendo
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
As a region, Nintendo is ranked 10,972nd in the world for Highest Drug Use.
|1.||The Protectorate of T o T||Anarchy||“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”|
|2.||The Colony of The Nintendo Entertainment System||Civil Rights Lovefest||“NES”|
|3.||The Miraculous Sight of Luigi Dancing||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Look at him go!”|
|4.||The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an Offroader||New York Times Democracy||“Those spiky wheels will knock you right off the tracks”|
|5.||The Community of Card for Bob9||Moralistic Democracy||“Bob”|
|6.||The Mail is Trash of Ultimo Pwnage||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”|
|7.||The Rogue Nation of Lanayra||New York Times Democracy||“Gotta be swag enough to join”|
|8.||The Panopticon of Eggerhexe||Father Knows Best State||“I am a leaf on the wind...”|
|9.||The Republic of Bipolar Bill||Father Knows Best State||“All hail the magic conch.”|
|10.||The Protectorate of Barquians||Right-wing Utopia||“Forever Barquian”|