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The Most Compassionate Citizens in Nintendo

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, Nintendo is ranked 26,651st in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Mail is Trash of Ultimo PwnageCivil Rights Lovefest“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”
2.The Republic of Bipolar BillFather Knows Best State“All hail the magic conch.”
3.The Dominion of The LocustCorporate Police State“Work harder”
4.The Community of Card for Bob9Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Bob”
5.The Free Land of The Tanatuvan Economic CenterCorporate Police State“Life and service as one”
6.The Very Large Safari Park of Los SantosIron Fist Consumerists“Mata ai ni kurukarane”