Nintendo World Census

The Most Corrupt Governments in Nintendo

World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.

As a region, Nintendo is ranked 155th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Very Large Safari Park of Los SantosIron Fist Consumerists“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
2.The Panopticon of EggerhexeFather Knows Best State“I am a leaf on the wind...”
3.The Republic of Bipolar BillFather Knows Best State“All hail the magic conch.”
4.The Miraculous Sight of Luigi DancingScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Look at him go!”
5.The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an OffroaderNew York Times Democracy“Those spiky wheels will knock you right off the tracks”
6.The Colony of The Nintendo Entertainment SystemCivil Rights Lovefest“NES”
7.The Mail is Trash of Ultimo PwnageCivil Rights Lovefest“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”