Nintendo World Census

The Longest Average Lifespans in Nintendo

Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.

As a region, Nintendo is ranked 6,935th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Mail is Trash of Ultimo PwnageCivil Rights Lovefest“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”
2.The Panopticon of EggerhexeFather Knows Best State“I am a leaf on the wind...”
3.The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an OffroaderNew York Times Democracy“Those spiky wheels will knock you right off the tracks”
4.The Republic of Bipolar BillFather Knows Best State“All hail the magic conch.”
5.The Miraculous Sight of Luigi DancingScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Look at him go!”
6.The Very Large Safari Park of Los SantosIron Fist Consumerists“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
7.The Colony of The Nintendo Entertainment SystemCivil Rights Lovefest“NES”