The Longest Average Lifespans in Nintendo
Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.
As a region, Nintendo is ranked 6,935th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
|1.||The Mail is Trash of Ultimo Pwnage||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”|
|2.||The Panopticon of Eggerhexe||Father Knows Best State||“I am a leaf on the wind...”|
|3.||The Karting Kraziness of Wario in an Offroader||New York Times Democracy||“Those spiky wheels will knock you right off the tracks”|
|4.||The Republic of Bipolar Bill||Father Knows Best State||“All hail the magic conch.”|
|5.||The Miraculous Sight of Luigi Dancing||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Look at him go!”|
|6.||The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Mata ai ni kurukarane”|
|7.||The Colony of The Nintendo Entertainment System||Civil Rights Lovefest||“NES”|